Football & Sex Robots…

Leave it to a Jersey guy…

From the London Telegraph,

Foxy ‘Roxxxy’: world’s first ’sex robot’ can talk about football
“The world’s first “sex robot”, a life-size rubber doll called Roxxxy who can have real conversations with her owner, including about football, has been unveiled.

The dark-haired, negligee-clad, life-size robotic girlfriend comes complete with artificial intelligence and flesh-like synthetic skin.  Standing five feet, seven inches tall, the doll weighs 120 pounds, comes with five “personalities”, is “ready for action” her developers said.  Aspiring partners can customize her features, including race, hair color and breast size…

Douglas Hines, the robot’s football loving inventor, said the real aim was to make the doll someone the owner can talk to and relate to. “She can’t vacuum, she can’t cook but she can do almost anything else if you know what I mean,” the New Jersey-based artificial intelligence engineer said.  Read the full article here

How will they ever get us to talk to ‘em now?

Do wives & girlfriends see danger on the horizon…or opportunity?

Blondie, here, thinks she can just shut me in the closet with a TV and Roxy.  Every once in a while she figures she’ll throw in a bag of chips and a six-pack… if she remembers.  Says this would be pretty far up the pyramid of Maslow’s heirarchy of male needs.

Snarky BIATCH!  I’m just gonna go sulk in my closet.

…after I place my order.

AND, while we’re on the subject of sex, there’s man’s best friend.

Not to be left out, read this about the “Hot Doll” sex toy for dogs

hmmm, mebbe we can share?